<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003644.html">Cliche Must Be French for Hippopotamus</a></b><br/>
Fat lady: Last night, I ate an entire box of cookies
Skinny lady: Uh huh.
Fat lady: Like the <em>whole</em> box. I mean, I sort of threw up in my sleep I think.
Skinny lady: That's--
Fat lady: I mean, there were definite cookie bits in my bed this morning. I'm such a cliche.
Skinny lady: That's just really...sad.
--Pick a Bagel on Third, Third Avenue<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 13, 2005