<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003651.html">Wednesday One-liners Don't Speak Truth</a></b><br/> Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that's too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive. --73rd & 3rd <p> Huge guy: Did you know that real monsters eat little kids who aren't quiet on the train? So shut it up, or a real monster is gonna get angry! There are real monsters, okay? <em>Grr</em>... --F train Man on cell: Ma...<em>Ma</em>! Look, Ma, I really can't talk right now. I'm seriously stuck in traffic...it's gonna be at least another two hours before I can get up there for dinner, okay?...Ma! The FDR is blocked all the way...listen, I have no way to speed this up. --Lexington between 84th & 85th Overheard by: Katia<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005