<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003653.html">Incomplete Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Woman: I mean, I don't want to break up with him, but I just don't think I can date an amputee. --Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue Overheard by: Jeff Julian <p> Girl: ...and it, like, hit me right in the head. Right in my soft spot! I know only babies have soft spots but I think mine, like, never healed. --The Met Overheard by: Shannon Chick on cell: So the Rogaine worked on your eyebrows, right? --25th between 10th & 11th Girl: ...you see, your nose should eventually fall off because it's easier... --Penn Station Overheard by: Special Agent K74<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005