<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003655.html">Wednesday One-liners Are None Too Bright</a></b><br/> Indian man: You're the stupidest lady in the world...<em>You see her</em>? She's the stupidest lady in the world. You are #1! --7 train Overheard by: isabelle <p> Wheelchair guy: I hate playing poker online; the players are such retards. --Satellite Poker Club, [Censored] Overheard by: Pundy Old Lady: Oh lord. Oh lord. Can you help me? I stuck my bus pass in the ATM, and it won't seem to give it back to me. Oh lord. --Chase Manhattan Bank, 15th & 1st Guy: Yo! You dropped something! Right here...you dropped something...Man, what are you, stupid? You're gonna miss the train! --West 4th Street station Overheard by: Colin Hispanic man on cell: How much did it cost you to get the car out?...<em>How</em> much? How much was it last time?...What was the problem?...Double parking...<em>How</em> many times?...Who the fuck would double park a car and just <em>leave</em> it?...You didn't think they'd do anything?...Oh, like you couldn't wait for your fucking donut long enough to find a regular place to park...You are a fucking idiot. You are an idiot. --Howard Beach station Overheard by: Rich Mintz<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005