<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003656.html">A Pink Triangle of Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/>
Crazy man: Why you gotta stick your dick in a man? <em>How can you be a Latin King and stick your dick in a man</em>?
--6 train
Overheard by: Dirt "Chainsaw" Dog
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Chick: God, you can't even tell the dykes from the hipsters anymore.
--St. Marks Place
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Crazy woman: I'm not a woman, I'm a man. I'm a gay man. I get my orgasms up a man's ass.
--6 train
Queer: Oh my god! Do lesbians have Soccer Mom fantasies too?
--Union Square
Suit: Man, I need to call my cable company and get TiVo or something; every night I turn on the TV and there's woman-on-woman porn, and you know I want to watch it and save it for later.
--Elevator, 53rd & Madison
Black guy: <em>Ooh shit</em>! She so fine I'll suck her daddy dick!
--33rd & 8th
Overheard by: Rich Dees
Girl: So today after my quiz I went to the Agora Gallery. My friend knows some guy that works there and we had "lunch". Like queer people.
--John & Cliff <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005