<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003659.html">The Classy Ladies of Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Chick on cell: Um, it's me, and you know what? I just sent you and email that was all like, "I don't want to think about it, I just want to blah blah blah." I changed my mind. I do want to think about it, and you know what happens when I do? I say, <em>ew</em>! Yuck, yuck, yuck, ew, ew, yuck. argh! Ugh! Ugh! I'm so grossed out right now I cannot even tell you. What a fucking asshole. Asshole, asshole, asshole. I hate him, I hate him. He's a big dick. A big dick. Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm walking around the streets of New York swearing, but god knows I'm not the first person. Holy shit, what a dick. Ew. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Call me back. Bye! --Union Square <p> Girl: Oh, I don't really feel bad. I just think it's good to say that sometimes so you don't look like an obnoxious girl. --40th & 3rd Girl: I mean, large groups of people have never called me sketchy before. --DT-UT, 2nd Avenue Asian chick on cell: I am so, so sick of cheering for the underdog. I want to support a winner for once. You get that feeling of elation, y'know? Like, you cheer for a winner, you're a winner too, damn it! --D train Chick: It's so annoying! All of my friends really <em>hate</em> me! --86th & Lexington Overheard by: Stephie Russell B&T lady: I'm sorry, I live in a house; I don't have to worry about people "revolving" in. --Apartment building, Rector & Greenwich Overheard by: Dan C.<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005