<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003660.html">Heavenly Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Hobo: You people are all evil...You are oppressors...You're gonna be up shit's creek when Moshiach comes! --37th & Broadway Overheard by: Alexander <p> Girl on cell: I've decided to start answering my phone with "I am the God of hellfire." --West 4th Street & 6th Avenue Guy: Can I have a cigarette?...Fine, leave me here! Go to Hell! That's not a request it's a Commandment! --Mott & Bayard Guy: Have you ever met God?...Gimme a pen and paper. Prepare to meet him. --Union Square Overheard by: deandra Woman: So how long were you in a mental institution? I mean, Catholic school? --F train Overheard by: Patrick Tyler Punk girl: I dunno man, either he's got a contract with Satan or a million guardian angels... --7th & A Overheard by: Michael Mulvey God Squad guy: All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Guess what? <em>Jesus</em> put Humpty Dumpty back together again. --A train Overheard by: Andy Hobin<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005