<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003662.html">Wednesday One-liners Rifle Through the Trash</a></b><br/> Guy: Dude, no one uses "hobo" in a sentence anymore. --McCoy's Bar, 9th Avenue <p> Hobo: Yeah, 'cause I wanna buy a sandwich. Please help me buy a sandwich. Please, it's for a birthday, that sandwich. Oh yeah, gimme all that change. I love you! I love you! I love you!...Don't be bendin' over to pick up nothing. Don't be bendin' over pickin' up nothing off the floor. Don't be playin those games with me. Respect yo'self! --89th & Madison Overheard by: Lucy & Janie Hobo: Fellas, let me lay it straight to you: I wanna go to the peep show and whack off. --Greenwich & Spring Overheard by: Jhorn Hobo: Can you spare the love and help a brotha out? Even some change. I'll remember it...I'll remember you when I win the lottery. I'll come looking for you in my helicopter. --115th & Broadway Hobo: Come on! Help me make my first million! --Forest Hills Overheard by: c.barina Hobo: Columbus didn't discover America, people were here already. I'm going to 55th Street. I just discovered 55th Street! Look for the dumbest kid on the block and offer him fifty cents for his house. What? You can't write? That's okay, just sign here with an X. --4 train Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer Hobo: C'mon, gimme a quarter. Pretty lady, gimme a quarter. Hey, you, Fat Albert, you gotta quarter? Nah...oh! Slim Shady over there, you know you got a quarter! --86th & 2nd Overheard by: Mallory McMahon Hobo: One dollar! One dollar! Magic beans! One dollar! --14th & 6th Overheard by: Adam Nathan Hobo: So how about some change for your <i>favorite</i> homeless guy? --12th & 5th Hobo: Yo, Freddie! <em>Fuck you</em>. Every time I hear your fuckin' name and see your fuckin' ugly face, it makes me wanna take a big fuckin' shit on your head. --Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Tessa White Woman: Yeah, Coney Island is where they bury all the dead homeless people. --49th & Broadway Overheard by: Michael Galyon Hobo: There are, like, a hundred people on this damn train. If each one of you gave me just a penny, I'd have, like, two dollars. --B train Hobo: <em>Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. To fuck this cock, to fuck this cock, hi ho.</em> --Union Square Hobo: I had a birthday once. I almost died, I was so fucked up. I just drank way too fucking much. But I'm clean now. I did die once in '73 in a bathtub. Jim Morrison. It's a pretty famous story. My wife found me in the bathtub. Oliver Stone made a movie about me once, but it wasn't that good. --F train Overheard by: mlot Yarmulke hobo: Who wants to take the day off work, take me home and cuddle? Why go to work when you can cuddle with me? --57th & 6th Overheard by: Katie C<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 30, 2005