<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003716.html">For a Pre-Marital Look at a Pussy</a></b><br/>
Woman: Her parents are Republicans! They must be! I knew that I would eventually become a target of the Republican conspiracy.
Man: Why do you say that?
Woman: Don't you see? They're obviously trying to turn our son against us by taking him out of the country.
Man: If they're Republicans, why would they be bringing him to France?
--Cobble Hill<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 19, 2005