<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003744.html">Wednesday One-liners Aren't Having a Good Time</a></b><br/> Ghetto guy: Everyone on this train need to <em>smile</em>! --L train Overheard by: Lily <p> Guy on cell: So, are you gonna stop crying?...Okay. So I'll see you later...Yeah. See you tomorrow. --32nd & Park Hispanic man: I don't know why I'm so happy today. They say when you are really happy, death is next. --Elevator, Hudson Street Woman: You know, maybe if I actually had a sense of humor I would have enjoyed it more. --Golden Theater, West 45th Street Girl: It's like, we're all happy, and we're singing and we're dancing but...everyone has AIDS. --44th between Lexington & 3rd Overheard by: kristen mary piccolo Girl on cell: It was so lame! It was full of bloggers!...<i>Yeah, I know</i>! --Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Jessica Cutler<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 7, 2005