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Man: You wore red panties to your brother's funeral?
Woman: Yeah, I wore green shoes too...You wanna say something about it?
Man: Oh...very...Christmasy.
Woman: I thought you were Jewish?
Man: Well, I <i>am</i>. But I've <i>heard</i> of Christmas before!
--Canal & Mulberry <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 26, 2005