<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003830.html">Expecting Some Wednesday One-liners?</a></b><br/> Teen girl: Girl, you look <em>cute</em> pregnant! You should <em>stay</em> pregnant! --2 train Overheard by: n69n <p> Woman on cell: All right, I'm at her sperm donor's barbershop now so I'll have to call you back. --Boerum Hill Skater woman: I haven't been here either. I had a baby...then I got divorced and now I can skate again! --The Roxy, West 18th Street Girl: If a baby can come out of it, a king dong can go in it! --Union Square Overheard by: diana lee Guy on cell: You're not getting pregnant; you're sterile! --41st & 3rd Black chick: He took me into a room and there was a shelf, like a bookshelf, but there was babies on top of babies on top of babies stacked on that shelf. There was so much dead babies in there. --Manhattan Institute, West 31st Street Overheard by: Booters L. Smith Girl: Look at them laughin' at my pregnant self! --F train Overheard by: Gregorio Chick on cell: Um, I don't really think that means your water broke. --77th & Lexington Overheard by: Elle & Zoe Latina: Hurry up, you pregnant biot[e]ch! --Union Square Overheard by: MissPinkKate<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 14, 2005