<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003845.html">Overheard in the Headlines: The Strike</a></b><br/> Old lady: They are going to strike? They should put up signs fuckers! I see you looking at me you skinny bitch, fuck you. Conductor: The doors are closing. Old lady: Can't put up signs but the fucker is telling me the doors are closing. --F train Hobo: Don't worry about the strike, we'll all fly to work! Flap our wings and fly! --14th & 7th Guy: I was there at the strike in 1980; I remember it well. It went on for two weeks. Of course, they could never have it that long now. The population of the city has doubled since 1980. --Bowling Green station Overheard by: greek goddess Conductor: Shit, I'll get nasty right now. I'll pull the brakes, see how they like that. --1 train Overheard by: Priscilla Castillo Tween boy: So how's the strike going? Bus driver: If there was a strike I wouldn't be here, you moron. --M15 bus Overheard by: Sara's Hot <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 16, 2005