<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003869.html">The Father of the Year 2005 Nominees</a></b><br/> Doorman #1: You know what I get to do with her? Besides cuddle, I mean. You know what I do? Doorman #2: What? Doorman #1: I get to expose my penis to her. --43rd & 5th <p> Dad: Is that him? Little boy: Mm-hmm. Dad: Well? Do something about it...<em>chicken</em>! --G train Overheard by: yomikeson Mom: Who do you think is going to be waiting for you in your bed when you get home? Little boy: Daddy. Mom: No, I mean...Who do you think is going to be waiting and meowing when you see him? Little boy: Daddy. --JFK Girl on cell: So he was at this wedding and said that the father/daughter dance was so incestuous that it made everyone uncomfortable. --100th & Broadway Tween boy: Do I have a hole in my jacket? Dad: Probably, but I want to make sure your nuts are ok. --77th & Park Overheard by: hiphippychick <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2005