<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003878.html">I Doubt It's for His Sake</a></b><br/>
Teen girl: What the fuck is a morning rubber? I've got to get a morning rubber.
Chick: God, you are such a virgin! You put a morning rubber on a morning glory, for God's sake.
--Times Square
Overheard by: Pi.<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 5, 2006