<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003880.html">Nothing's as Real as Oil on Beaverboard</a></b><br/>
Chick #1: Why do those stone people on the side of the courthouse look so happy? Family court isn't happy.
Chick #2: Yeah, if that were a real family, one would be holding a shovel, and the other one holding a fork.
--Downtown Brooklyn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 3, 2006