<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003954.html">Wednesday One-liners Are The Model Minority</a></b><br/> Chick: When I get mad, my Koreanness comes out. --Duane Reade, 34th & 8th Overheard by: Lani A. <p> Teen boy: Well at least you're not Asian! Asian chicks never go for Asian dudes. Like this one time, this guy asked me, "What would you do if you were white for a day?" And I was like, "Date Asian chicks!" --Radio City Music Hall Asian chick: Just a little too much makeup, skirt too short, and <em>bam</em>! "Fucky-sucky, me love you long time." --23rd & 5th Overheard by: Manhattman Teen boy: Have you ever heard of that? It's from some Vietnam movie called <em>Full Metal</em> or something. It's famous. There's this Taiwanian hooker and she's trying to get the soldiers. It's really famous. --N Train Teen girl: Well, no...he's not Chinese, he's bisexual. --Cafe University, University Place Overheard by: Olivia Man: Just a few years ago, this area was so bad that the Asian tourists used to come down here just to see how bad it was. --1st Avenue between 10th & 11th Overheard by: Patrick Ryss<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 28, 2005