<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003961.html">Wednesday One-liners Aren't Thugs</a></b><br/> Bus driver: This bus service sucks! I can vouch for that. --Q39 bus <p> Conductor: If you can't get on the train, get back on the platform and wait for the next one! --7 train Overheard by: DJ Ranma S Conductor: This is an express Manhattan-bound N train, running on the local track. I repeat, this is an express Manhattan-bound N train, running on the local track. We are currently stopped due to the local R train ahead of us...It don't make sense to me either. --N train Overheard by: Becka Dash Conductor: Move to the back of the bus, come on people...You're gonna be late. I'm already at work so it doesn't bother me. --Q46 bus Overheard by: bob Conductor: This train is going to Grand Central. Please stand clear of all closing doors. Do not try to stop a door with your foot or you will be dragged under the train to your death. --Times Square shuttle Man: A $20 MetroCard...Do you want me to write it down for you? --Woodside station Overheard by: Kenzi Conductor: Due to unnecessary construction this A train will be making all local stops. --A train Bus driver: Next stop, 70th Street. If you want to get off, please press the tape. There are no mindreaders on this bus. --M72 bus Conductor: Times Square Station. Transfer available to...everything. --Q train Conductor: <em>Hey</em>! You! Why you gotta be holding the doors? Why? Why you holding the door? Tell me, <em>why</em>? --F train Overheard by: Guillermo Echevarria Conductor: 225th Street. Change here for Target and Marshall's. --1 train Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, try to keep warm, and hopefully when you get home, it will be like toast. --C train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 28, 2005