<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004025.html">Going to the STD Clinic (A NYC Short Story)</a></b><br/> Indian chick: So I was watching VH1 and it was a show about child stars. You know, Drew Barrymore, Jodie Foster-- Asian chick: What? <em>Jodie Foster</em> was a child star? Indian chick: Yeah. She was a child prostitute at like, 13, and they made a movie about it and everything. Indian chick: Lookit that chart. They're ranking condoms, see? Trojan Magnum, then Regular Trojans, then Trojan Ultra Sheer, then Durex Regular, then Lifestyles, and then Lifestyle Ultra-Sensitive, see? Asian chick: Mmm. Trojan Ultra Sheers, yeah. Indian chick: But Durex has at least one more that should go in there! Durex has a Magnum too and it's really good. Asian chick: So yeah, what's their deal? Indian chick: Like, it' all about how well they endure. Not how much pleasure they give. Fucking government chart. Indian chick: Anyway. I'm definitely thinkin' about havin' my kids in a foreign country. Like, dual citizenship. Just take a semester off, fly to Britain for a month, and voila. Asian chick: That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. What for? Indian chick: They just come out cooler, that's all. --Chelsea Health Center, 9th Avenue Overheard by: capn midnite<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 17, 2006