<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004026.html">The Literal Opposite of "#1 Dad"</a></b><br/> Guy #1: Bitches are all emotional, guys use their head. That is why I call emotional guys "bitches." Guy #2: Word. Guy #1: But bitches are crazy, they will call the cops on you now. They will slap themselves in the face and when the cops show up they will point at you. Guy #2: Fo' sho'. Guy #1: That is why I ain't got no kids. I don't want a bunch of my seed running around and people calling me a scumbag because I don't take care of my kids. Bitch will turn on you for that child support. Guys #2: I know my girl ain't gonna be doing that because she know I'm only making minimum wage. --1 train <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 30, 2006