<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004039.html">Wednesday One-liners Are a Real Turn-on</a></b><br/> Bag lady: Come here! Come here, you fuckin' bitch! Are you too good to give your fucking wife a hug? Come here, fucking bitch! --23rd & Madison <p> Construction guy: So I says, "I'd like to put him in a bowl and pour some milk on him!" --Lexington between 67th & 68th Overheard by: Haley Powell Foreign guy: All he ever wants to do is spoon me. --Park & 51st Overheard by: Tim Professor guy: Old people and animals is a sexy topic these days. --Wurzweiler School of Social Work Guy: She could only get him to hook up with her if she let him wear her makeup. --143rd & Broadway Overheard by: Djlindee<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 4, 2006