<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004062.html">We Also Carry Real New York Beatings</a></b><br/> Woman #1: <em>You ever just have one of those days</em>? Woman #2: Yeah. Woman #1: I'm having a whole week. I swear to god. And I just walked here from...Oh, forget it. Woman #2: Oh. Woman #1: And now I can't even find my makeup! I swear to god, if they don't have it, I'm gonna fucking...I don't know!...I'll fucking kill a tourist! Woman #2: Oh, I hope it's not me!...Ha, ha, ha! 5 minutes later. Woman #2: That's her! That's her! That's the New Yorker who cursed at me and threatened me! Woman #3: It's like seeing one in their natural habitat! I can't wait to tell everyone a <em>real</em> New Yorker threatened you! Woman #2: I know! It's awesome! --Sephora, Broadway between 43rd & 44th Overheard by: Non-Bitchy New Yorker<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 20, 2006