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Bartender guy: Yo dude, block the door with your foot for a minute.
He does. Bartender guy then proceeds to cut a line on the top of the urinal, snort it, and return to work.
--Dorrian's Red Hand men's room, 2nd Avenue<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 22, 2006