<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004112.html">Wednesday One-liners for Noah</a></b><br/> Woman: It's about an old depressed cat and her friends put her in a tire and shoot her to heaven. --R train Overheard by: Misha Lonergan <p> Man: I want to offend animal rights activists by wearing endangered jeans. --Bloomingdale's, Broadway between Spring & Broome Guy: Oh please, a human ass can <em>not</em> take a horse! --Chipotle, East 8th Street Construction dude: Hey, your dog looks like a gremlin. You know, from the movie...You know, the movie <em>Gremlins</em>? Your dog looks like a gremlin. The cute gremlin. --Elevator, Hanover Square Overheard by: Lara J Guy: Man, gorilla ripped that nigga's tongue out with his <i>teeth</i>. --United Artists Theatre, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Craig Howe Teen girl: No, no. When they're outside, you call it a rat, but in your house, you call it a mouse. --L train Guy: I know a lot of people who hate the brontosaurus stampede because they think it's too, you know, fake. --27th & 3rd Overheard by: AWAG Woman: I think Die Fledermaus <em>is</em> the bat! --45th & 8th Man on cell: Because crows don't live in Antarctica...No, <em>they don't</em>! --Amtrak train Overheard by: Sarah<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 11, 2006