<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004114.html">Wednesday One-liners Rx</a></b><br/> Santa: Hey, can you reach into my backpack and hand my my wig and the Zoloft? --52nd & 5th Overheard by: gear baachz <p> Girl on cell: Of <em>course</em> he's going to call me again. I bought him drugs. --Riviera Cafe, West 4th Street Overheard by: Leanne Chick: He'd <em>better</em> get tenure. Otherwise, there goes my hash connection. --1020 Bar, Amsterdam Avenue Overheard by: djlindee Chick: I need my Valtrex. --Rite Aid, Grand Central Station Overheard by: Mel Man: Drugs don't kill people; umbrellas kill people. --42nd & 8th Overheard by: Jackie Maron Man: I keep waiting for them to come up with one named...like..."Sextra." For people who want extra sex. --Penn Station Guy: Honey, I'm so high right now, I'd dance to the sound of two tin cans being dragged behind a car. --Splash men's room, West 17th Street Overheard by: Seamus Bus driver: There is no smoking on this bus. No smoking. That includes cigarettes, cigars, pipes, marijuana, crack, or cocaine. Thank you. --Greyhound bus, Port Authority Overheard by: Sarah Doogs<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 11, 2006