<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004174.html">You Can't Trust Those Damn Slags</a></b><br/>
Girl: But, I mean, it's not like I ever plan on giving birth.
Guy: Well, if your mother gave birth, it's like your chances are good that you'll give birth too.
Girl: ...Uh, dude, <em>your</em> mother gave birth.
Guy: Absolutely.
--Park Slope
Guy #1: I don't mind getting old; I love getting old.
Guy #2: Yeah, just as long as you don't get pregnant.
--Grove & Bleecker<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2006