<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004204.html">Burying People Often Causes Brain Damage</a></b><br/>
Hobo: Excuse me, this is a picture of my daughter Sofiya, she was in a fire recently and now she is brain damage can you spare some change so that we can give her a proper funeral? Anything will help, even a penny.
Man: Wait a minute! Is this the same daughter that was in a fire last summer? You mean to tell me you haven't buried her yet?
--4 train
Overheard by: Leslie DJ<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 31, 2006