<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004262.html">The Wednesday One-liners Monologues</a></b><br/> Southern girl: I got guys asking me to send them pictures of my cooter. It's like guys know when you're taken; they flock to you like bees to moldy bread. --3 train <p> Chick: You know who's got it tough? Those girls in Africa getting there clits cut off...I mean sometimes I can't afford a cup of coffee but at least I still have my clit. --O'Hara's, Cedar Street Overheard by: Joe Construction guy: I <em>love</em> that woman. Man, I worship the ground between her legs. --Times Square 1/2/3 station Chick: Well, I'm not going to eat just anyone's pussy, but I'm going to <em>start</em> with strangers. --72nd & Columbus Overheard by: Adam Davis Chick on cell: I just described my pussy as "vagically delicious," and I wanted to leave you a message because I thought you would appreciate that. --96th & Broadway Girl: Ew, that felt like vaginal secretion! --23rd & Lexington Hipster girl: Just tell him you have genital sores. --Houston & 1st Chick on cell: I'm PMSing, so like, don't take it personally. --28th & 10th Overheard by: Olga Kogan and Aubrie Dillon<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 25, 2006