<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004266.html">Wednesday One-liners Build Up an Appetite</a></b><br/> Woman: I mean, what kind of person marches their daughter into their sixth grade class and announces that their daughter just ate a whole chicken? Who does that? I never forgave her for that. --Nails & More, Broadway between 98th & 99th Overheard by: Jennifer Anderson <p> Guy: If I ever become a cannibal, now I'll know what cuts of meat to ask for. --South Street Seaport Museum Overheard by: Karyn Regal Guy: I had a turkey injected with pomegranate juice once. It was very delicious. --N train Chick on cell: Yeah, if I'm really hungry it doesn't matter about morals anymore, I'll just dive right into bacon, anything. <em>Totally</em> forget about the vegan thing. So for god's sake don't ever leave me alone with bacon. Or human. --52nd & Lexington Girl: So I actually tried garlic knots one day when I wasn't high and I was like, "Wow, these <em>are</em> good...and there's really garlic on them, too!" --Washington Square Park Overheard by: buffa Teen girl: I'm hungry. Not hungry like I want to eat, but hungry. --Astoria Italian lady: When I was young, my mother used to make so much carbonated food. --M train Man: Hey, can I have a pizza with no cheese? --Stromboli Pizza, St. Marks Place Overheard by: ljdes Chick on cell: This day is going by <em>so</em> fucking slow; it's only 1:30PM...My eye is going to fall out! So what do you want for dinner again? --45th between Broadway & 8th Walkie talkie: Attention all units, attention all units...Does anyone want Chinese food? --Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: Clara Girl: Ew! Ew! I work at McDonalds; they spit in all your food, I swear to God. --Astor Place Overheard by: Lalaith <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 25, 2006