<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004320.html">Wednesday One-liners Watch VH1</a></b><br/> Drunk guy: You're not the boss of me...Bruce Springsteen is the boss of me. --The Red Lion, Bleecker Street Guy: Seriously. Puff's attorney called me the other day to say Puff wants me to sign a confidentiality agreement. Puff doesn't want me to disclose that he is the seller. I said to tell Puff that he's the one who has to sign a confidentiality agreement. If the boys at Goldman find out who I am buying from, my credibility is going to be shot forever. --Anotheroom, West Broadway Overheard by: Big Lex Paralegal lady on phone: And I thought to myself, "She looks so familiar, who is she?" Queen Latifah's mother!...No, mangos. --Office, 50th & 6th Girl: Well, if he's cranking the bass on a Dixie Chicks song at 2AM on a Monday at a bear bar to sell beer to lesbians he has much bigger problems than he knows. --The Dugout, Christopher Street Chick: If we see Robbie Williams tonight, I'm gonna die. --30th & Park Hipster guy: Yeah and what's with Simon Cowell? That guy is like the Grinch Who Stole Everything Else. --Abbey Bar, Williamsburg Overheard by: Spyridon Panousopoulos Guy: You know you have reached the lowest point of all human existence when there's a telethon featuring only John Denver music. --2nd between A & B Overheard by: djlindee Guy: God, I love going to Galapagos. You always run into all the right people there. You know, all the people that you haven't seen since that last Yeah Yeah Yeahs show? --L train Overheard by: Shannon Woman on cell: Remember that handsome lawyer who took me out to dinner the other night? Yeah, well, he gave me an STD. It reminded me of a song. --14th & 6th Professor guy: Billy Joel, wow. He's got about 10 shows coming up. I bet the stage production budget is through the roof. I'd drive a car onto stage...and smash it into a tree. --Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Jess McGins Woman: Brian Wilson beat me right the hell up right there; right the hell up! --43rd between 8th & 9th Overheard by: Ryan Duncan Old woman: Oh, is Lil' Kim in jail? --7th & Bleecker Overheard by: Sarah Doogs Dude: I was listening to a DMX record the other day, and if that guy's telling the truth, he's lived quite a life. --Gee Whiz Restaurant, Greenwich Street Overheard by: Matthew Alhonte Asian guy: The time has come fo' mad hip-hop. --Go Sushi, St. Marks Place Overheard by: Alyson Leigh Crazy lady: Excuse me...Excuse me...Have you heard of a band called "The Diarrheas"? From Washington, DC! With Hillary and...Chuck! Like from Friday the 13th? Do you think they'll be successful? --11th between 52nd & 53rd Third floor window guy: Hey fuck you, I don't need you telling me that you are cooler than me, I saw the Ramones in '83!...Fuck you, your not cooler than me, I saw Fugazi's first show, I saw Minor Threat. What is your fucking claim to fame, seeing the White Stripes? --Rivington & Stanton<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 1, 2006