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Hobo: Hey, man. I got your back.
Guy: Got my back on what?
Hobo: I saw you park your car.
Guy: What are you, a fucking valet?
Hobo: Listen, man. You got some change? I just wanna buy me a beer. I ain't gonna lie to you...Today's my birfday!
--96th & Broadway
Overheard by: Dirty Mike <br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 13, 2006