<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004348.html">America's Next Top Cripple</a></b><br/>
Man: Miss! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your hair! Are you interested in modeling?
Chick: Uh--
Man: I love the way you walk. Imagine! Down a runway!
Chick: It's because my heel is broken, you fuckhead.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Passerby<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 14, 2006