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Woman: Excuse me, where's the restroom?
Usher guy: Sixth seat on the right, ma'am.
--Eugene O'Neill Theater, West 49th Street<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2006