<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004459.html">The Wednesday One-liners Class Struggle</a></b><br/> Hipster girl: She was all, "Yeah, Betsy is my best friend," and I was like, "Best friend? That is so fucking bourgeois."<br/><br/>--L train<br/><br/>Girl: I know you made it. Look at you. You got a BlackBerry. Yeah, you made it. You got that good-smelling leather.<br/><br/>--Elevator, 12th & 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Thirsty Violet<br/><br/>Professor lady: Yes, we'll be going into debt a lot as the semester goes on.<br/><br/>--Parsons School of Design<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ray<br/><br/>Teen boy: Anyone on this train wanna buy some candy? It's not for a basketball team or something, it's for me so I can buy more candy.<br/><br/>--2 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sarah<br/><br/>Intercom: Please take a headset <em>before</em> you get on the plane, because they're free now. They're actually free once you get on the plane, but I charge $50 labor for bringing them to you once you're on. So it's in your best interests to take one now. Can you tell I'm a happy person?<br/><br/>--LaGuardia<br/><br/>Chick: I'm not even gonna try applying for a Gap card; they'll never give it to me. I don't know what it is about Gap; they always know if you have bad credit.<br/><br/>--The Gap, 34th & Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dianora<br/><br/>Tween boy: What do you mean, I can't get anything? I'm the one with a job.<br/><br/>--Key Food, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shack<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 15, 2006