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Guy #1: Ever notice you can't fart on these subway seats?
Guy #2: I think it's the angle; I've had that problem before.
--4 train
Overheard by: Mike<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 28, 2006