<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004535.html">His Colon is the Real Winner</a></b><br/>
Girl: Do you have any exciting plans for tonight?
Guy: No. Do you want to have a hot dog eating contest?
Girl: Not so much, since I'm a vegetarian.
Guy: I guess I win, then.
--Fordham University, Rose Hill
Overheard by: Andrea<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 4, 2006