<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004561.html">Wednesday One-liners for Fuck Machines</a></b><br/> Old lady: No, Henry, trust me. You were never a fuck machine, and I certainly did know how to fake it. --113th & Broadway Overheard by: Marc Mitchell <p> Dude: Yo, I'm tired of this shit. I ain't fuckin' no girl behind no nigga's back....at least not that I know of. --Bleecker & Broadway Guy: But you were disappointed that you didn't get molested. Admit it...Oh my god, that was a joke! God, you are sexually repressed! --Columbia University Overheard by: Pete Grantis Dude: I just, like, lost my virginity three times in that pillow fight. --Union Square Overheard by: Celeste Pietrusza Guy on cell: So is this like a regular orgy, or do I need to bring a sleeping bag? --17th & Broadway Dude: Is that fucking Ted? Under her? In the same fucking position we left him in three hours ago? --Cobble Hill White chick: You gotta get to know me before you find out I'm a slut. --Washington Square Park Guy: I feel bad for her, because what if she really isn't a slut? What if she's just, you know, empowered? --Washington Square & West 4th Businesslady on cell: Crazy monkey sex? --54th & 6th Teen girl: So then his mom walks in and I swear to God he's buttnaked from like the waist down, so he grabs this pillow. And she looks over to the bed and we're all under the covers, and you can see like, half my back without my shirt on and she looks back at him with the pillow and then at all of us again and goes, "You're all naked under there, aren't you?" --R train Overheard by: Mallory McMahon Junkie girl: I was supposed to be at work at 6:30 but I fell asleep on the train so since I'm late I said, "Fuck it, I'm gonna get some McDonalds."...It's because he was trying to fuck me while I slept last night...I didn't sleep for four nights and he's trying to fuck me while I'm sleeping...He should have been happy, I gave it to him twice last night...and once each to two of his friends...You know I'm a stripper and a model too. --McDonalds, 40th & 7th Guy: What do you do to top double-teaming? Fuck a corpse? --A between 2nd & 3rd Girl: So yeah, he would go over to her house and she'd be doing two guys at once. --Lafayette Street Residence elevator Overheard by: Andrew N. Suit: Yeah, we'll fuck the fucker and we'll fuck him summarily. --57th & 5th Overheard by: Woody West Girl: Yeah, and one time he asked me if we could just fuck without kissing. --6th Street & 2nd Avenue Guy on cell: You know, I think I'm man enough for three women. --Ground Zero Dude: I'd let him fuck my sister. He's a good guy. --McDonalds, Union Square Overheard by: Benjamin Rousseau Dude on cell: I wanna see you. I wanna feel you, too. I wanna feel you inside me. And suck on those titties, mmm. --Metro-North train Overheard by: alyssa<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 22, 2006