<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004627.html">Wednesday One-liners Go Potty</a></b><br/> Chick on cell: It's a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can't use that refrigerator ever again. --Madison Square Garden ladies' room <p> Teen boy: Just a sec while I go and get a drink from the toilet --Hotel Pennsylvania, 7th Avenue Overheard by: Gary Morton Guy on cell: No, none of the chicks are going, man, but clean the bathroom, Rob, I'm sure it's disgusting, okay?...I'll kill you. --Russian Vodka Room bathroom, West 52nd Street Overheard by: The Rat Guy on cell: No dude, this girl is <em>freaky</em>. Too freaky...She wanted me to pee in her mouth, man!...That's crazy! All white girls are freaks...Yeah! She asked me to <em>pee</em> in her <em>mouth</em>. --Astor Place Overheard by: Celeste Girl: Uh...None of us wore a scarf tonight...Ew! That's fucking toilet paper! --Broome & Forsyth Overheard by: Vincent L Little boy: Mom, did I poop on the bathtub? --F train Crazy guy: You know why your ass stinks? <em>'Cause shit come outta there</em>! --6th Avenue L station Overheard by: Joey Guy: I ate so much of this stuff this week that my pee smells like Progresso soup. --Butler Library, West 114th Street Hilary Duff: I have to pee so bad! --Rugby By Ralph Lauren, University Place Overheard by: Gillian and Pamela Girl: How does a motherfucker pee? --1 train Overheard by: Feborah Guy on cell: Don't you know how slow the digestive system works?...Look, you won't start shitting corn until around 10 o'clock tonight. --Cafe Manhattan, West 45th Street Overheard by: JMP Girl: I took the biggest craziest shit this morning. Tore me apart. --A train Drunk girl: If I fucking pee myself it's not my fault. --A between 11th & 12th Overheard by: Stephan Sebastian Dukofsky Girl: You're so lucky I didn't have my UTI. I would've wet my pants! --Fordham University, Rose Hill<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 1, 2006