<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004759.html">They Started at the Mystery Section</a></b><br/> Girl: Excuse me, do you have any biographies of TuPac? Library guy: Probably, though they'd be with the other biographies on the second floor. Dude: But isn't this the fiction section? Library guy: It is. You might be able to find some books about him in non-fiction. Girl: "Non-fiction"? Library guy: Non-fiction means true. Dude: ...And fiction means false. Library guy: Sort of. Girl: So if it's in non-fiction then that means he must still be alive. Library guy: I don't think you understand. --Brooklyn Public Library, Grand Army Plaza Overheard by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 27, 2006