<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004772.html">Wednesday One-liners Play for Pay</a></b><br/> Mother: Hmm...remind me to make a stop at The Home Depot on the way home. Your father said he needed a stripper to remove some paint. --59th & Lexington <p> Girl: I want to be poor so I can take a job as a dominatrix! --4 train Overheard by: Dee Man on cell: Don't you have any hookers with <em>tits</em>? --30th & Park Chick: You know, I was once offered millions of dollars to be a stripper. --Candela, East 165h Street Girl: I better be a stripper if I'm going to walk 16 blocks! --N train Store guy: See, my father and my uncle were pimps. And my grandfather and his father before him were assistant pimps. --Starbucks, 48th & Lexington Overheard by: abbey Hag: Totally. I mean, did you see the balls on that stripper? They were hanging so low, they were like chipmunk balls! --2nd & Houston<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 15, 2006