<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004817.html">She's Blinded by That Bright Light</a></b><br/>
Old lady: Excuse me, where is the exit?
Cop: Just follow the signs.
Old lady: I'm following the signs and I don't know where I'm going.
--Times Square station
Overheard by: So K<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2006