<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004824.html">He Scribbles Notes in the Margarines</a></b><br/>
Girl #1: I thought it was gross that he butters his bread on both sides.
Girl #2: Ew! He butters his bread on both sides?
Old woman: Is he married or something? I mean to be that particular...
Girl #3: No, he just wants to be published.
--Shun Lee Palace, East 55th Street
Overheard by: Andrew Saint-John Goodwin<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 31, 2006