<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004826.html">The Monkey Can Take Care of Himself</a></b><br/>
Guy #1: Hey, where's Gus?
Girl: I dunno, he was smoking a cigarette and I left. Where is Gus?
Guy #1: Uh oh.
Guy #2: You mean you just left him to die alone?
--L train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 2, 2006