<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004841.html">How Was Your St. Paddy's Day, New York?</a></b><br/> Hobo: Spare some change for the leprechaun? I just need four dollars to get back over the rainbow. --1 train <p> Waiter: Can I kiss your shamrocks? --Sahara East, 1st Avenue Chick: I didn't come all the way from New Jersey to watch a fucking parade; I came here to drink! --48th & 5th Guy: Man, I am wasted. Girl: Dude, this is the anniversary of my nipple piercing...I just wanted to say that. --79th & Broadway Overheard by: Aussie on Tour Girl #1: Hey, you're not wearing green. Girl #2: I'm not Jewish. Girl #1: ...I thought it was Irish? --V train Guy: Have you ever been on the East Side on St. Paddy's day? I was there last year, and there were guys--grown men--wearing business suits and everything, just pissing in the middle of the street. It was magical. --Hudson & Houston Overheard by: Frumious Bandersnatch Hobo: God bless the Irish! And God bless John Gotti too! --34th & 7th Robin Williams: If you're wearing a green hat like that I get to bitch-slap you. --Washington Square Park Teen boy: Why is everyone wearing green today? --Magnolia Bakery, Bleecker Street Overheard by: Naomi Lesnewski (NJL) Dude on cell: Hey, it's Tim. Yeah, I had kind of a rough time getting up this morning and just wanted to say I'm sorry for anything I did last night...So how are you? --9th & A Overheard by: this was the morning after St. Patrick's Day<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 20, 2006