<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004848.html">Parve Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Bouncer: You see, the schlemiel is the guy who spills his soup in a restaurant. The <em>schlimazel</em> is the guy who has the soup spilled on him.<br/><br/>--1st & A<br/><br/>Guy: Well, what color was this Jew?<br/><br/>--Fort Greene<br/><br/>Woman on cell: ...That's just so not my thing. I am <em>not</em> that kind of Jew, Larry, okay?<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nicole<br/><br/>Lady lawyer: This is a disaster. They should never put non-Jews in charge of the catering.<br/><br/>--Office, Rockefeller Plaza<br/><br/>Chick: Come to think of it, all of my Jewish friends went to summer camp. Isn't that kind of ironic though; Jews at camp?<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Lincoln Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amanda<br/><br/>Teen boy: I want to be Jewish when I grow up.<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/>Overheard by: drewseph<br/><br/>Guy on cell: You deserve a gold Jewish Star of David!...Did you swallow?...Yeah, that's true, one step at a time.<br/><br/>--Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: SEM<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 22, 2006