<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004917.html">Wednesday One-liners Flick the Clicker</a></b><br/> Chick: She's like a human Muppet...But not <em>sexually</em>. --Bleecker & Sullivan Overheard by: John Auld <p> Guy: So to recap, I learned tonight that Isaac Hayes wanted to fuck his mother and I secretly want to fuck my father. --120th & Amsterdam Overheard by: TGS Lady: I don't watch TV; TV watches me. --44th & 9th Overheard by: Mark Miller Old lady on cell: Mom, I don't give a flying fuck what Dr. Phil has to say about it! --Lafayette & 4th Overheard by: Matthew Farah Black guy: Man, I'm startin' to get this <em>Grey's Anatomy</em> shit. --Clinton Hill Girl: You know, the first time my boyfriend and I had sex, it was because of <em>Golden Girls</em>. --Columbia University Overheard by: Jen B. Chick: Can you do something productive and get us tickets to <em>The Maury Povich Show</em>? --Office, 84th & 3rd Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja, Girl on cell: I know I promised...I'm sorry, I just felt that getting laid for the first time in almost a year was slightly more important than remembering to TiVo <em>The Sopranos</em> for you. --Houston & A<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 29, 2006