<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005042.html">Wednesday One-liners Cook the Afterbirth</a></b><br/> Woman on cell: No, I mean, whatever. I cried for that baby when it died and all. Shit! I even went to its funeral and the damn thing wasn't even born! Who the fuck has a funeral for a baby that wasn't even born?...Whatever, that's not the point. The point is, I'm sure as hell not going to a birthday party for a baby whose funeral I went to a year ago. That is fucking morbid...and they had better not be expecting presents.<br/><br/>--14th between 7th & 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Laura Mathis<br/><br/>Girl on cell: Wait, was this the eating disorder cousin or the crack dealer cousin?...Oh, she's having a baby? Wow, I hope it doesn't die.<br/><br/>--Waverly & University<br/><br/>Asian chick: Like you've ever even <em>seen</em> a baby prostitute.<br/><br/>--56th between 5th & 6th<br/><br/>Guy: No, she was four months pregnant when I started dating her. But I certainly did bathe the baby in sperm!<br/><br/>--Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue<br/><br/>Girl: I'm not sure, but we are thinking of putting the baby in the closet; it's small but we can fit a crib in there and keep the door open.<br/><br/>--12th Street & 3rd Avenue<br/><br/>Teen girl: It was the saddest thing ever. It was almost as sad as watching a baby cough.<br/><br/>--F train<br/><br/>Overheard by: drewseph<br/><br/>Chick: Omigod, I totally want an Asian baby. Asians make the best mixers. Like vodka.<br/><br/>--49th & 10th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Uncle Jimmy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 12, 2006