<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005043.html">Thank You for Flying Wednesday One-liners</a></b><br/> Pilot: Welcome to the Titanic of airliners. --Delta plane, LaGuardia <p> Woman on cell: I want to speak to whoever booked this seat for me. I'm in the middle of the middle of the row...in coach. Can you imagine anything more <em>horrible</em>? I'm sitting next to a Chinese woman. I don't know if it's their diet but I don't like the way those people smell. --Continental plane, JFK Loudspeaker: Mr.--ha, ha, ha!...Mr. Punani? Ha, ha...Can Mr. Punani please come to Gate 12? Paging Mr...ha, ha...oh yeah...Mr. Punani to Gate 12. --LaGuardia Overheard by: Purvi Amin Girl on cell: Yeah, but it's illegal to take sand on a plane? --72nd between Columbus & Amsterdam Overheard by: Samuel Hodak Southern woman on cell: What airline are you on?...You don't know what airline you're on?...You're sitting on the runway and you don't know what airline you're on?...No, I won't let anyone know. --LaGuardia Overheard by: p<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 12, 2006