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Guy: Maybe it has to do with Grover Cleveland...
Drunk girl: Who's Grover Cleveland?
Guy: I'm a Canadian and <em>I</em> know who Grover Cleveland is.
Drunk girl [proudly]: Well, I'm an American and I don't know!
--Yankees Stadium<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 28, 2006