<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005259.html">The Poor Man's Orgasmatron</a></b><br/>
Dude #1: Have you heard of the sleeper?
Dude #2: No, what's that?
Dude #1: It's when you sit on your hand for five minutes then rub one out. It feels like someone else is jerking you off.
Dude #2: I'm trying that as soon as I get home man, thanks!
--Mulberry St, Chinatown
Overheard by: Jewess Jay<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2006